So, today, 6 different Southern Baptist churches caught fire in two different counties in Alabama. This afternoon, CNN is reporting that arson is suspected.
Really? Arson you say. You mean they didn’t all spontaneously combust at the same time? Maybe they pissed off The Big Guy and he decided to smote them? (smote, the past tense form of the word smite. Those words make me chuckle for some reason)